loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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