Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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