I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Randomize
