its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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