You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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