I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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