I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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