she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
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Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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