I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
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