Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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