So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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