These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
