All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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