im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
