I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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