I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
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Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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