Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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