I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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