Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
So much rum. So many feels.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
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