did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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