just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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