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I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Did you pee in the oven last night??
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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