i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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