Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
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Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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