I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
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He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
So much rum. So many feels.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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