if you like me you must not know who I am
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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