So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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