dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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