fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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