Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize