The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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