you would pick up someone in the library
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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