Ambien. No doubt about it.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
