I wannas sexs uuuuu
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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