Don't you send me to vm
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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