I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just sucked dick on a ferry
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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