There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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