Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
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My breasts were aching with rage.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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