Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Duck Duck Cougar?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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