She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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