Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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