I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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