Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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