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(604): View more from British Columbia

he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.

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Shut up. I did not.

(918): View more from Oklahoma

I really wish I was making that up.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.

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(520): View more from Arizona

I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.

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(626): View more from California

What. The. Fuck.

(323): View more from California

You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff

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