I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
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Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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