Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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