if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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