Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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