i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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