No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I FOUND THE LEGS
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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