yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
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Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
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It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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