My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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