I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Ladies don't puke and tell
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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