maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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