I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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