I'm passing your future prison.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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