wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.