I want to stick my p in your. b.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
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But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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