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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!

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  Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!

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  well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.

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• (435): View more from Utah

  She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.

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• (212): View more from New York

  It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.

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• (518): View more from New York

  It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.

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• (415): View more from California

  I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station

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• (323): View more from California

  BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point

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• (315): View more from New York

  I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.

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