I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing