there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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